death grips is in an adidas commercial we have come full circle. my 2 fav things in 1.
people are still talking about celebrity nude leaks but have you even seen the new smashbros leak? bowser jr in the clowncopter, the frickin’ duck hunt dog. this roster is out of control and you’re over there jacking off to someones nipples
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet